1. Go to the post office and send back two packages to the U.S., expensive, exhausting and time-consuming.
2. Make our way to Abbey Road and soon find out that the underground line we need to take is entirely closed.
3. Arrive at Abbey Road by way of alternative underground/bus routes. Attempt to take photos for about 30-40 minutes. Boy were the drivers there livid!
4. Walk to Regent's Park, split a sandwich and a bag of crisps.
5. Rent a rowboat for 30 minutes, and then proceed with no directions onto the boating lake. End up only going roughly 20 ft. off the shore, to then return after about 26 minutes.
6. Walk to the Sherlock Holmes museum and check out the gift shop, but make no purchases, and do not view the entire museum, just one part that was next to the Loo.
7. Take the tube to Berwick Street Market. Look around, find nothing too interesting except a couple of food stalls, walk to Carnaby street and realize it is not what it used to be, and it will never be what it used to be... again.
8. Walk to Claridge's Hotel, Quickly freshen up in the loo/washroom, check our bags at the coat check.
9. Arrive at the tea room and are promptly seated for tea.
10. Lavender Earl Gray + Pomegranate Oolong.
11. Cucumber, Rocket + Cream Cheese - Poached Salmon + Herbed Mayonnaise - Egg Mayonnaise + Cress - Hummus, Roasted Peppers, Spinach, Red Onions + Artichoke Hearts - Cheddar Cheese + Mango Chutney.
12. Dragon Jasmine Pearls + Bolero (teas).
13. Raisin Scones, Apple Scones, Devonshire Cream, Tea Infused Jelly.
14. Champagne Gelatin + Fruit Compote, Vanilla Cream with Puff Pastry.
15. Free tea tins with their signature blend.
16. Find our way to the Garrick Theatre to pick up our tickets for Pygmalion.
17. Walk to Covent Garden and watch a man juggle a sword, fruit and a functioning chainsaw while in his underwear.
18. Driven in a rickshaw back to the theatre and have a glass of Pinot Grigio, each.
19. Enjoy the wonders of live theatre, enjoying the magnificent talent of Diana Rigg, Rupert Everett and co.
20. Meet Diana Rigg (a charming and wonderful woman), get her autograph, proceed to be starstruck all the way to the tube.
21. Take the tube back to Wimbledon with a temporary stranding at South Ken. Station.
22. Pack.
23. Sleep!